May 27, 2015|
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Live from Southern California. This is that you won't show. On CBS sports who you. I know I'm broadcasting live from the O'Reilly auto parts studio I am Jim Rome O'Reilly auto parts. Their parts their prices everyday. Top stories today re sitting quickly cavaliers smasher the hawks. There on the NBA finals and it was less than one year ago the LeBron was quote coming home. And preaching patience and saying look I've got a plan of one didn't seem that the finals only championship which is no this is not going to be easy is India rebuild here it's gonna take some time. The out less than one season. So he's on average something pretty amazing no he's not Michael Jordan always not Kobe Bryant not Bill Russell Sony not yet. But I can certainly make the argument there although this is not gonna give him six coming home and winning a title Cleveland may as well be worth three. We have won 1950 years nothing to matters. So he's got them on the press this other big story this morning thief. Going down. The shocking news out of Switzerland a thief thought is totally filthy. Swiss authorities are resting several high ranking fifa officials early this morning arrests indictments. And always guys wearing stone washed jeans. We're those guys start their morning where we start ours clown on a coli. Every wants to our Friday morning all hitting him while makes him before me so I hit him with young man I live and how is the downtown. The response is always like incredible. More than down Denham we always worn down because the Denham represents casual dress Friday. And we're not looking for short dollar island pretty easy way out Scott McCarron to pay off. Yachts we go casual legal business casual every single day so the Denham once a week always works it's always a win. Of one of those guys who wins in there to break out the handcuffs and drop them on the scum bags were feeling that. What if there are like ward did Denham casual world Wednesday. We're going to go indictment and arrest some scum bags wore the downtown. Had to feel that way right. This storm watch Dan was not enough to shoot on Tommy bahama shirts. She got a Hawaiian shirts while erratic. In benefit fifa got a bunch of their high rank there is arrested. And indicted. They also got the Mike dropped. Did you get a load it on the ether. That the IRS just hit them way. The chief of the IRS. Criminal investigation. Richard Weaver. Not on the Mike. Any had fifa. With some straight. Nasty. Word play. See if you can see him working air rich hated it. This really is the world cup of fraud. And today we are issuing fifa red card. It's gotten a lot of guys. Freaking incredible heat I got you down more more time this is once again. Achieve our deep I our ass criminal investigation and spitting straight fire on fifa. This really is the world cup of fraud. Then today we are issuing fifa or red card for. Him. Did you hear what dad do you just said. This really is the world cup of fraud and today we are issuing thief thought all raid card. Here that soccer's. This data is incredible. Do you gotta be kidding me with this this guy said this this really is the world cup of fraud. Then today we're issuing fifa a red card. Strap on your shin guards this is going to be painful. Clearly. Beef as business practice is. More offs so why aids. What are your co raw two ways are over her no extra time for years. Deep only penalty JX speed thing is getting. Is us seeking York. The us. It's gonna take a lot more than a few orange slices to make this goal way. The World Cup boat ride it. And needs just getting started gap to three sun in the free serve to. Tell me how might plead its case. Yeah eyes that it took three seller and could freeze soared to. Yeah that's funny rich yeah. Good job bridge. Good about yourself rich. I guess a highlight your life rich. We here at the IRS in the midst of our criminal investigation ended. Plan on administering. A bicycle kick right. Your package. Damn marries piling on. This email reads that's it Rome. I have listened to your show for 25. Years. I am even tolerated your increasing soccer age rated but this was the last straw. None of these fifa officials had been convicted of anything yet is specially. Sap Blatter. Who most people seem to want to crucify you despite a lack of evidence. Everybody knows that Qatar is a soccer hotbed with day long and proud tradition of excellence. All of these claims are baseless. And despicable. And the United States justice system will prove his much. Sincerely. Riding a bike with a basket of Baghdad's. Leader hose end. Bad manners worst hygiene. Double Decker buses. Burning heaters 24 and sat in it. Gypsies. Pouring mayonnaise on French Fries and pacifism to. Canon Green Bay. They Kayla nine and I was like some kind of Joaquin cheap knock off I wanna find amusing bad for you wars but I couldn't think of one. But I do like. Sincerely pouring mayonnaise on French Fries. So I mean ranch is one thing but Manny is. They Jim. Qatar selection was battling. I mean is countries the sizable Ohio. Or there even are not cities to host 39 peak level soccer games is there even grass there. In addition due to climate they have to play an eternity in wintour and screw up every European league for a month. The whole thing stinks worse than trappers breath. Can see town all valid points. All extremely valid points. So go and win if you want again pretty surreal to see dudes rocking downtown. Going into a five star hotel to pull out all other dudes. Scumbag dudes. Rocking the Terry cloth and dragging them away from their room service eggs Danny. And don't tell me those guys didn't flop honored happy and no intimidating try to bribe the officials rocking to Denham when it happened. Let's go to suns'. We go to Columbus, Ohio in this is a heads up on the phones and I've just been going going gone because I can. And now if you're on the phone wake up in enemy. It's our time it's kind of balance over the phone you know already. I'm coming to you now Brett in Columbus. I'm coming through in three seconds. Got Thomas Ohio 321 and Brad Pitt Brad aria. I'll look dude nice job but they are just wanted to say. These people executives have to be the dumbest people in the history the US is the only country in the entire world that actually cheers. The key vote is corrupt speed Williams Brazil Russia they don't know because corrupt they just don't care. They just want their. Ball instead. These morons chose to do this in the US using US banks and now there are in trouble with the feds. Rome is simple like 150 banks are on the street and a 140 none of them have a sign outside that read free money help yourself. And then bank number one Christie have assigned its citizens use some logistic and in our lead bank teller more risks. Is gonna go lethal weapon and arrests. In these idiots chose bank number 150. These guys can make toward Christmas look like Albert I start a mile. You reckon I say that is literally the finest soccer take from a caller I've never heard on the shell. There are Sarah Wright Brett. And on the strength of that take alone. You won you get wracked by Alvin so it is a very good chance to hear yourself on the show once again in about thirty minutes. 35 minutes. In a bit you on the strength of that soccer take alone. You're now on the east map off watch list. So if you got a got a game any kind of range you talk about something on through then how do on these criminals are. And maybe even if you can't and you go there again with a little bit of a different spin that may put you in this map off Breton well done ma'am Friday you. That's a phone call they made the show better. DD new apparently his game is a stray fire. Is extremely well handled. Rack him. There Rome. Have you heard the recording recording all of the officials lumbering through the lobby is there were dragged out. One of these dudes was crying like a toddler. I bet debt Alvin has the audio signed Todd in Park City I don't know Todd let's find out Alvin do you have set audio. Log cub yeah. They would like to the World Cup road here. You know idea sounds all right that sounds all right is the exhibit any growth. This long road service. I paid for that and he didn't I guarantee you didn't pay if that that's old point. 1806368686. Todd Park City high surround a legitimate conversation right and this is all about. This is. All valid. Old. Been phones in this third hour I still wanna get to that heart warming bedtime story. From grandpa then. Love Vince Scully and nobody can tell a story has been an anecdote or yarn like Vinnie can. When he gets front it's only about my guy Jonny Gomes you know it's magic that's coming up. He is Ruben Amaro. Still Philadelphia Phillies GM. I think he has and I think I better get to that tape before he's not. They're not having a good year and then lashing out the fans is not gonna help. Ranger fan I gotta say this I don't think it's a good idea do you teams get back on their clinic coming home honestly. I think he would have been better off staying there in Tampa employing game seven there I mean necessarily. And if I can get to it I'll give you my thoughts. On it not this sequel. But still remake of point break I saw the trailer last night that freaking movie looks nothing like the original. At all. It's similar only in name and nothing else. One call a break point one I've caught the godfather. Is called the godfather. It make more sense. Caught Casablanca. Rusty trailer like Dan I think more of gone with the wind at their viewpoint break. Honestly. I think what's happening. Big on the family and nothing nothing like point break Ellis nothing like point break. I think Oak Ridge only. Win and they've viewed down movie and they saw private screening and they see what we name a summary says star awards. It looks nothing. Like point break. Nothing. I finally jam all of those brilliant takes in the next 45 minutes and diabetic India it states in. Sure listening to the junior world you should know. Pocket evil. Sounds great. Iran. World Cup a fraud guy. Delivered that line like a new. A new Cologne trying to get a golden ticket. Sounded more like at the edge of what do we do now river guy. Then a professional who is speaking to the entire world about the biggest sports case in history. Sign homey Newport Beach this really is the world cup of fraud. Then today we're assuring fifa a red card. It is nothing left. Scorched. Earth. Now leveled an entire town. Nothing left. Only Newport Beach actually on merit gold in CDM. Wore my new Hoover account just looked it up. I will drive for Rome me waiting patiently for your request Rami. Or being eight years old and falling asleep on every hot summer nights. To the voice of Vinny on the radio telling me how Garvey Lopes Russell say Jaeger Smith. Baker are doing. That's the truth. I back him farther now though. All right homey ice yacht. When I need a ride Allah definitely use Hoover and I'm hoping ECU or Randall that I guess a driver. Amen Hoover's awesome and they need drivers. There's a great opportunity like you're already driver in UDF fifty hours a week and set your own hours to your own boss. What you're already working or your stay at home parent. Is to go a few hours a week. And basically you maybe taking me around. However I'll be straight I hope it's homey or Randall. LS another way if you stockman become an Hoover driver. Is down now mind you get Lyle. Larkin here for a minute. You are now what do aria good that's inside you and your phone starts. UN I was in Hoover Hoover I was gonna say you're being who were guy. Why is it now because when I go on date night with a wife a user over as we get a baby sitter and that's that thing always you know in Southern California did the drinking when you go out as an issue you wanna go out and drink drank I I do I do and so does the white occasionally. So typically what shall say issue like you know let. I'll just drive you can drink which is normally awesome and they I'd like the white that a few drinks to loosen up so we started Hoover in all the time like every other weekend million baby sitter we over and it's great. I so what would happen it's a great great service in great products is brilliant I used a long before they came on the show what if you are defined. The driver was Randall more homey or what could drive was Randall and homey was riding shoddy. Every time they pull up I'm waiting for it to be Randall I have warned how group Rand I haven't run and home because I know you have and that the ball park great. I ran and ran like Costco are ever in Iran though I'm. At this hour on around me in my driveway yeah comrades home in my living room I don't need got a guy and I'm a Christian home and as for you live I don't think he knows Reilly oh really does he sends me things in the mail he knows exactly right now I'm not received anything from Hamid is if anyone who would pull up you would be Randall and his and his sweaty palms and is big smile and I would probably do a nice job may I'm I'm team Randall you know you -- ran on and so on a solid team and no he hasn't if you zoom ring yet we haven't gotten yet and here's the thing about Bloomberg. If you see who the driver isn't to be close is also an option to cancel ride so I saw the home is little picture of their only with respect I probably can't surrender the next one. They go great product terrorists Arnett thanks news. Kyle Brent. Big Hoover fan and you know ran on that might be your way and if this kind of start to freak out rail the am seeing Kyle lately. Become an Hoover driver because how likes to use it. All right now this is very interesting. I talked about the goal and taken what the golden ticket represents is. Like decade shock buckets. You can literally show op fire opening candy bar. And if there rapping is gold you can get into the smack off with a golden ticket you get to the factory. It is a whole home. You can win the factory. I could be creates the factory to you. Mark and Hollywood did it but before there was market Hollywood there is a cat named more from Boston. Going back to 2011. The first year. There we implemented the golden ticket program this was the first guide it ever written a golden ticket. And he got it any short of the smack off in that remember exactly where he finished but I remember the held his own. Did not do badly at all he did nothing to embarrass himself and in power mean encouraged me to keep your program going. It's back strangely enough out of nowhere NASA forgot about him and then he showed up like I we know this guy we remember this guy. Mark. In Boston. Am guessing if he's coming to bid for another one. He'd be the first two time golden ticket what are you pretty impressive let's go there right now mark in Boston Martha what's up man Oreo. I'm doing well round based at my comment. You won a first ever goal and say you win a sub got to ask where we've been since then. You know what I'm I'm down in Tampa now I might know much nearly downed Florida go back into an affiliate I used to stream. You know but now I'm I'm back. Good good good here so what's up man is once such base are you dating for another go and ticket. Well my local forbidden Engleberger go home you don't know that it. I don't agree hundred probably in Europe we write about bill not yet. They're like the NFL's version of the wildly over the wall those kind of rabid crowd and they actually have a shot to beat the patriots this year with Brady being suspended if we only Jew. Aaron Paul long gone you nucleus employment. Jim I have to ask have you ever seen somebody so well adjusted pretty lightly the just short of my time. The Taliban like two months then you've got to like the neck tattoo displaying it light and put a badge of honor. You'd probably institutionalized are ready to got the inmates LaMont. Well I'm amongst your chance to Aron gets parole one day at a totally see important Brooks and Shawshank. Revel ordered friend put a knife to his neck and threaten them and all the credit. Era we're doing. Such a friend in the person that heater and what it's the only way they'd let me day. Of course I mean the guy that element now you know basic and you find something you love you never worked a day in your life that Aaron Hernandez to a key. Wrote thank you cannot call that I really appreciated the personal but it marijuana book quick shout out to it one time back off color. And participant Jim Harbaugh who now coaches my beloved wolverines. He said one day long ago that he'd sit in bush backwards C. And a Michigan man always keeps his word so what another dumb Michigan fan myself that you'll get a tattoo of Jim Harbaugh. From it appeared bounce saved by the bell at army became a coach Michigan well. Michigan bank keep their word they a look at mr. about syndrome and follow your boy Martin on Twitter late. No one mark. Your back you can come again Qaeda. He's gotten better he's got. It's got history it's got some tradition he was the first ever golden ticket winner I'd like a good story you did it you heard it. Welcome back some nice movie references who doesn't like aaron's all being institutionalized already. He's a prison so Vaughn he's in his element. Mark in Boston and now in Florida. Yuri and this Mac off. Is June 26. Very is our first golden ticket on the 21. Edition of the jungle smack off. You've got to mark. Very nice to hear from yet. Only thing missing now is Jim in Fall River. Every year in the run up to this Mac off I call out to Jim in Fall River. And I dare finally got. You got off to a the most legendary call us the history of the program over a decade ago in a part of planet right now I'd still be defining like timeless. Since Jim you're the one guy's always welcome if I can prove issue. I've got the asked the pros questioning coming up momentarily. And we've got more cost speed and good data right. Teeing off to a great start with a pretty pour interview but we had a couple of great interviews I've got a golden ticket winner. While moisturize. They're more. Most moisturize. You've got to you you have to. That's why I am and moisturize. I've done it to pieces of advice that were handed down through these are not original thoughts. That's why am. Peter Guber told me that is I was a young broadcaster coming out. He says that's why am the UIDICGM. And don't want his advice that's why am. Save your money yet their bit of advice they early on my TV career I can't remember who was there was an athlete who asked me do you moisturize. I say no why. We got some widely held don't you moisturize. And kidding me you'll moisturize so much know. You should. SY AM and moisturize. And remember it. It is time to answer your. Asked the pros question where you get to submit mere question of CBS Sports Radio dot com. Back slash ask the pros. Writing by O Reilly are parts trustee professional parts people at O'Reilly auto parts. So peachy is the breaks their earnings act if you're vehicle brands you trust they break best break best select Wagner Thermo quiet. O'Reilly auto parts better parts spare prices. Here is mr. Rome. With the entourage movie constantly being advertised which clones would you have as part of your entourage. Chris no longer in saint Pete. Question. All right if I need you clones. To comprise my entourage. You would have to consist of the following. Trapper. Definitely trapper. Or his legal counsel and security. OT John in Little Rock. Or music cook for music and entertainment value of I MI guy ray I need somebody tough course is wet. Homey and Randall because frankly I would not have a choice images show up. Silk soy no wind and where the waves are. Sarah T because we need a female in the entourage. Right. It's about it that's my growth. Look at drew right. To bad ass through rent there. Like Rome gets new iPhone we all did you live bones. Sarah QB like Rome gets you iPhone we all did you live phones as right Sarah you know it. They were almost pretty pumped from point break. Even in this remake. Retool. Reboot rolled a crappy movies. But this remake of a solid flake. Looks like a huge miss compared to the original sign it Colin Ferrell and the total recall remake. Not in Vancouver. You jerk taking it ripper I hope man I hope. I saw mark in Boston cause up and talks about the tattoo he gets. Jim Harbaugh and many sends a picture of the tattoo. On his body they guests. That's up where it which by part of wise but he's got this crazy. Tattoo of Jim Harbaugh. On saved by the bell he referenced it during his call and he said roll moment of sanity of Denny since it but it's kind of tightly cropped it's like right on the body part and you can't see you who belongs to you it's a famous Internet thought well. So immediately Lyle hits and we did last night you we know it's not you and he writes back with a pick sure. All of the attack would date a date written next to it. Just now. An artist get. So in fact that really is is dat. It's like to guy any day who instead of sending a picture of the I phone. You've got to put like your eBay username and your date next to assume we know you and that some patient on the Internet I assume this cat lifted application from the Internet. Apparently not doing better about giving him another goal and they get. Iran. Who ever troll the poor guy yesterday. Brawl. It's your own why if this comes out into it rubs my Rome showed a say come in and have a sandwich. Pot. I'm guessing she doesn't wanna make me a sandwich. Signed Ryan Steele. Nor cal poor service. I. And this dudes got a cool email address too messy real cool guy. I told you do not mess with pool guys. This study is Juan Pablo is a joke. Cool guy response. Don't mess with the poor guy nation they're not messing with you or your wife is just sad it. Row it's your wife becomes out in Iran might Rome show to say come and have a sandwich. Yeah I've found it. I'm guessing she doesn't wanna make me is sandwiched. Iran by a few friends that he meant. Fiat sometimes but you watch his show. Jenna and I'll be watching TV made and actually go to Debbie flip around dropping something lame like house owners. And all of these people on the IK you know what I would be friends those people they're pretty funny but those are people I never wanna be friends left. But Ryan bro I'd like to be friends he has refined. Paul may not so much. It just kidding only. And by force of that of you we are friends I guess. I mean you meet email. Shoot. Randall is Lyles Winger and I guess your mind by default. I get the story and I'm a segment in Los Angeles and I was hard put dodger fan a group of Vin Scully. Boys and girls. Everybody quiet down I've got a bedtime story for you. In today's story. The most beloved man perhaps in all of baseball. Spins detail about the most interesting dude in all baseball. You see the Braves aren't sound to play the Dodgers and Vin Scully. Is to doing some homework on Jonny Gomes. Jonny Gomes has over 3300. Majorly bats however. I do not believe that any one of them was never rated with they childhood story about Johnny. And a wolf. Not till now. So suck yourself in get comfortable. Dim the lights in this into your beloved grandfather. Then. Tell you that goodnight story of Johnny and a big bad war. Yani did they could be an understatement. Of the day. As heady very tough line we can give you maybe one or two stories and only get. Too much. In the privacy area. Let's start when he was twelve and he was doing work on his grandmother's house and I hired hand showed up when they will. Unleash the news that 20 pitch. 211. Anyway John you love dog she'd never own one. Really had no idea about how serious the wolves might be. So he walked up to the wolf from the men holiday having knowledge of real wolves don't panic. The 21 pitch and well and in times of the wolf goes around the corner and then defensive. Johnny goes back to the wolf. He's something rival wild talk to them and we'll be grade. And the wolf attacks in. Has knocked him down on the east champs just about ready you know the power. To keep it checked swing nose playing ball to me. Johnny suddenly totally and completely relaxed he was done. But wolf I decided. I don't have arrival here in the wolf. Not all fish cast Johnny got up walked away. Ground ball by the guiding turner. And the base hit by Johnny gloom and fill one out single left but the wolf man. You could time that a better right he wraps up the perfect story based knock. As always the very best part of thin story telling is the way he seamlessly works the game action in into the middle of the plot. And I hired and walks up with it wolf on a leash here's the 20 pitch and it's in their 21. Anyway Johnny love dogs. Tipping is even learning care about the game action you're so enthralled. In wrapped up in that story. Great joining got a base hit get back to the wolf. What happened next. It could be bases loaded in the ninth of the NLCS. I dodger it's a walk off Jack. And you would rather listen to this day and finish up some story about Adrian Gonzales climbing a bean stock as a child. And as far as Jonny Gomes in the giant wolf that's a pretty terrifying story. Essentially it's not a wild animal attacking each child in nearly biting his face off. Yet when bin tell us it it's like a sweet charming animal attacks story. AJ Pierzynski. Could have been mauled by grizzly bear. And when he came to baton next gaining fans would've made data out to be some sort of warm little anecdote about youth. So now every clothes drives. Go right to sleep have sweet dreams and as always. Like magic says. Please. Give it up. Per bands please give it up for events. Because only quote Vince. You tell a story like gotten over again please give it up for this. Nailed that one earnest. Please give it out for majestic Johnson please give it up for the nail that when Ernest please give it up for this. And majestic ease and the only guy in this town more famous they knew how do you butcher that name please give it up for this earnest. He's the only guy and this town even more beloved being you in almost everybody loves you majestic please put you out there. Ernest you shouldn't have. In two. Polly please give it up for him. Gain net. Skull the not bins. I'll lately. Yes I'm unfortunate that he gets that Ruben Amaro junior tape today because I wonder if he's getting even be employed tomorrow. If he jumps the day I will then be self. Also notice that in phase that dot ranger fan I just don't know the coming home is a good thing PO. I did not give my prediction but a try to get that tomorrow. Docs Blackhawks. Got things coming back to Anaheim. Don't find doesn't do nothing. The study may be happy they see the Stanley Cup come back to where it rightfully belongs namely Southern California except that series coming back to Anaheim. More defenseman or not. That's coming back here for Chicago. And I couldn't get my thoughts in on point break. That's not going anywhere now the trailer drop last night Dallas still be relevant to morrow. We get a day now we get we're golden ticket. That's a good day any day that I can give where golden ticket for the smack golf which is June 26. Who is now HO sign is ready for we signed a Portland. Any yanking you Wear a golden ticket it is a good day here in the jungle. Was that mark in buffalo after he got another go and ticket war. Is that he grew here. That's the Lyle firms. And Alvin. Here's Wyatt fervor on and gave his staff to talk to either parity Larry or Lance. The creators of the day firms because you know both of them a call tomorrow. There's Jim Rome after a phone call gets racked. Meantime Allen. Don't worry about Alan. And then on the same day Allen. Here's Alvin after he screws something up when me. Eight get them off my back. The camera down he's cop like yes forgot how to do we never how one man get off my back. Jean king is at home I'm gad in one each York. Ride meal war. Target out of the facts speak any huge call exactly what do you have. I say I just wanted to say. These people executives have to be the dumbest people in history the US is the only country in the entire world that actually cheers. That seat to is corrupt Spain Italy and Brazil Russia. They'll know because corrupt they just don't care. They just want their football. Instead these morons chose to do this in the US. Using US banks and now they're in trouble with the feds. Rome this is like a 115 banks are on the street in a 140 none of them have a sign outside that read free money helped herself. In the bank number 150 unit assignment since you so much as take a patent. In our lead bank teller more than Riggs is gonna go lethal weapon on her ask. In these idiots chose bank number 150. These guys can make toward Christmas look like Albert. You got the shops aren't you drawing it was easy black guys got racked your job Brett you're on the watch list for the smack off. My thanks to my guess today Carl Edwards and Kyle Williams. Yeah except for TI cal Brandt. Firms. Come to laurel the entire group thank you very much for listening on a great gacy immoral we are done.